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[一代综师]】笑话三则

小笑话1  
  顾客:“服务员同志,这盛面条的碗太脏了,碗边整整一圈黑。”  
  服务员:“请放心,我们心中有数,盛的面条绝对到不了黑圈那里!”  
    小笑话2  
  “您这次去海边度假一定休息得很不错。瞧你的气色有多好,两颊肉乎乎、红扑扑的。”  
  “是吗?这都是我每天为妻子吹橡皮艇的结果。”  

    小笑话3  
  母亲节之夜,妈妈在厨房里对着一大盆碗发愁,玛丽走进来说:“妈妈,今天是母亲节,不要洗碗,休息一下吧……”母亲听了,甚为感动。但玛丽接着又说:“留到明天再洗好了。”

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