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[短篇] 笑话五则

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笑话五则

1.为什么鱼只能生活在水里?因为地面太滑,它怕走路会摔倒!

2.老师问小明:“你最喜欢的动物是什么?”小明回答:“考拉。”老师又问:“为什么?”小明:“因为它喜欢抱着树睡觉,我也想试试。”

3.有一天,一个饺子被不小心掉在了地上,它疼得大叫:“好痛啊!”这时,一个汤圆从旁边经过,看了一眼饺子,冷冷地说:“你算什么,我可是有经验的汤圆!”

4.猫问老鼠:“为什么你总是那么怕我呢?”老鼠回答:“因为你总是‘喵喵’叫,听起来就像在说‘没逃’,所以我当然怕你了!”

5.有一天,小明和妈妈去超市购物,他看到了一盒巧克力,上面写着“打开有惊喜”。小明好奇地问妈妈:“如果我打开这盒巧克力,会有什么惊喜呢?”妈妈笑着回答:“可能会发现你胖了!”
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